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Zarna Garg: Million Dollar Excuses

at Lincoln Theater, Washington

Zarna Garg brings her comedy show Million Dollar Excuses to Lincoln Theater in Washington on Saturday 19 December 2026. Doors open at 21:00 with the show starting at 21:30. This is your chance to catch Zarna Garg perform live at this comedy event.

Date
Sat 19 Dec · Doors 21:00 · Show 21:30
Ticket limit
Please note: There is a ticket limit of 6 tickets per person…
Promoter
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Lincoln Theater, 1215 U St NW, 20009 · Get directions

Showtimes on Saturday 19 December

Sat 19 Dec · 2 showtimes: 19:00 and 21:30

  1. Sat 19 Dec 19:00 21:30

Times and tickets open on Ticketmaster.

Plan your
night

  1. Doors open at Lincoln Theater
  2. Zarna Garg starts

Line-up

What to expect

Zarna Garg: Million Dollar Excuses is a comedy show at Lincoln Theater, 1.3 mi from the center of Washington. It is a good pick for a relaxed night of laughs. There are 2 showtimes that day, so you can choose one that fits your plans. Doors open at 21:00, so arriving a little early gets you settled before it starts at 21:30. If you want to make a night of it, 18 other events are on in Washington the same day.

About Zarna Garg

Zarna Garg is an Indian-American stand-up comedian and screenwriter who has been described as the zany, outspoken voice of the Indian American woman. A New York Times bestselling author, she brings her distinctive perspective to comedy through her sharp observations and candid storytelling. Her work spans stand-up performance, writing for screen and page, making her a multi-talented presence in contemporary comedy.

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About Lincoln Theater

Lincoln Theater is a historic venue in Washington, D.C. located at 1215 U Street on what was known as "Washington's Black Broadway." Originally serving the city's African American community during segregation, the theater featured a movie house and ballroom that hosted jazz and big band performers including Duke Ellington. After closing following the 1968 riots, it was restored and reopened in 1994, now hosting a variety of performances and events. The nearby U Street Metro station sits directly across the street.

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Good to know

Notes from the organizer and the venue, as published on Ticketmaster. Togoist does not sell tickets; purchases, refunds and exchanges are handled by Ticketmaster.

  • “Any tickets suspected of being purchased for the sole purpose of reselling can be canceled at the discretion of Lincoln Theater / Ticketmaster, and buyers may be denied future ticket purchases for I.M.P. shows. Opening acts, door times, and set times are always subject to change.”
  • “There is limited on street and pay-lot parking available. We encourage patrons to take the Metro's Green Line to U street/Cardozo Station-13th exit or Metro bus routes 90,92,96 and 98.”
  • “Every patron must have a ticket.”

Quick answers

When is Zarna Garg: Million Dollar Excuses?

Saturday 19 December 2026, starting at 21:30 (doors 21:00).

Where is Zarna Garg: Million Dollar Excuses?

Lincoln Theater, 1215 U St NW, 20009 Washington.

Are there other dates?

Yes: Saturday 19 December.

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